22 'Dog Shower Thoughts' That'll Have You Contemplating

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John Summers • Contributor
Jan 20, 2024 2:00 PM EST

Have you ever wondered what philosophical musings might pass through the minds of our canine companions? This listicle of 'Dog Shower Thoughts' offers a whimsical glimpse into the profound, and sometimes comical, inner workings of a dog's mind. From pondering their humans' mysterious shrinkage over the years to considering the divine origins of squirrels, these 22 "deep" thoughts are sure to delight and inspire introspection among dog lovers everywhere.

Join us as we explore the sage-like reflections that our furry friends might entertain during their moments of quiet contemplation. These ponderings combine the simplicity of a dog's life with the complexity of their unspoken curiosities. Prepare to smile, chuckle, and maybe even nod in agreement as you read through these charmingly insightful 'Dog Shower Thoughts.'

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  • 01
    Life is like a car ride. Sometimes you go to the vet, sometimes you go to the park, and you don't know where you're going until you get there so just enjoy the ride.
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  • 02
    The only reason the mailman hasn't murdered all the humans in my house is because I bark at him. O
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  • 03
    E R Human has gotten noticeably smaller since we first met... He used to be able to pick me up with one hand!
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  • 04
    Who let us out?
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  • 05
    We shake on so many deals, and yet I have nothing to show for it.
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  • 06
    I buried my bone. It is safe now. Where is my bone.
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  • 07
    I am the only thing that stands in the way of the vacuum killing my entire family.
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  • 08
    Do I want to go out because I want to come back in? Or do I want to come back in because I want to go back out?
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  • 09
    when the cat is Why is it ok to call me a clearly the one with the attitude problem?
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  • 10
    How come I can't bring a stick inside, but my human can bring in a whole tree?
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  • 11
    # What if my welcome home greetings are so good, I'm conditioning my humans to abandon me all day?
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  • 12
    If master asks "Who is a good boy?" while I'm not around, is it still me?
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  • 13
    LAUGH If I wasn't around, my human would end up losing dozens of balls every day.
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  • 14
    Squirrels are just tennis balls thrown by God
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  • 15
    KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON Willy Wonka literally built a poison factory, and humans brought their children into it.
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  • 16
    KEEP CALM AND CHIVE ON If a tree falls in a forest, and nobody is around, it's mine, I peed on it, don't touch it.
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  • 17
    My human didn't give me any of his dinner, even though I haven't eaten in 12 minutes, does he hate me?
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  • 18
    I DO want to go outside! How does she know?!
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  • 19
    The bad thing you did does not exist if you do not look at it.
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  • 20
    The fat human suddenly lost a lot of weight and brought a smaller human home.
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  • 21
    Master runs slow because he only uses half of his legs.
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  • 22
    If your human tells you to get off the bed, remain as still as possible, that way you become invisible
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